I'm 6'2", I have long legs and large feet, I weigh around 14stone. I'm really fucking clumsy. Cows get out of the way when they see me coming. I used to breakdance but mostly I broke shit. If I'm going to do handstand press-ups, someone needs to give me the Albert Hall.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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