Dear Dorian,
you suck in bed, I mean, when ever we have sexy time it takes you like 3 min to cum, you should see a doctor about that, plus your cum smells like old cheese, pretty sure that's not normal as well, so yea, that's the reason I'm leaving you.
P.S. I stole your "magazines", that's right, the ones you had under your bed.
Cheers.
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