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Originally Posted by georgez
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. I Was Taking An Evening Stroll Down The Street And Saw Your Mother Walking Towards Me. My Beef Hammer Called For Sweet Relief And Strained Against The Zipper Of My Pants. I Could Not Take This Punishment Any Longer. So I Swung My Monolithic Man Meat That God Pestowed Upon Me And Knocked Her Into A Dumpster In A Nearby Alley. I Then Proceeded To Ram My Extra Large Man Salami Into Her Tight Hole. Her Unwilling Moist Lips Could Not Take The Punishment My Thirty Pound Magilla Gorilla Did Upon Her. After Shooting My Special Blend Of Polonious Nut Napalm Flavored Butter, I Used My Extra Large Wrecking Balls To Smash A Hole Into The Wall Of A Building And Escaped Into The Night. I Garuntee It.
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What the fuck did I just waste one minute fifteen seconds reading?