Some people say "pantyhose", you get excited, and you proceed to download, with disappointment in the data-stream, unknown to you till after the fact. And then, after all that bandwidth, you get "stockings and garters". Stockings aren't bad, but they are not pantyhose. My current girlfriend; I asked her to wear pantyhose once and she wore stockings. I didn't say goddamn thing.
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