For some reason I picture a man dressed all in black wearing a mask and thick black boots armed with a rubber sjambok, a box of condoms, and a blueberry muffin voicing those immortal words...
"Submit slut! On your knees or else!"
(as he menaces ChiTown with the cupcake like form of the blueberry muffin)
Sorry about the distraction. Back to as you were... 
The Squid