I was locked in a freezer for several months by Albanian gangsters after a street deal went SERIOUSLY bad (turns out shifting black market pirate copies of "Bed Knobs and Broomsticks" aint as easy as it sounds). I was able to use my knitting skillz to cocoon myself in a cosy cashmere sack and survive on frozen meats and melted ice. When the freezer door finally opened I windmilled the fuckers, knitting needles in hand and impaled twenty seven of them in the eyes and/or scrotum. I made good my escape and lay low in case the fuzz was on to me. Now I have FINALLY returned to rape once again!
x x x Can't keep a good dog down...