[Dragom]

If your going to masturbate and say "I was thinking of you" you may as well just be honest about it.

Insert this bit of dialogue into your common dinner conversation:

"Do you think I'm sexy?" and if yes ask "You wanna fuck?"

Don't go trying to bring bad writing into your life.

And you don't want to get turned down with your fingers in your pussy and your hormones rearing to go.

At the dinner table you can at least comment on the food to cover any hasty retreat.