An anecdote that happened today. I go food shopping every Saturday, then I go to the same bar, sit in the same spot, and have a pint of Guinness and a double Jamesons. Today , a half drunk dimwit felt compelled to ask me , in a horrible attempt at an Irish accent , "Why aren't you wearing the green?" Given my history, I resisted my original urges, the years have brought me some wisdom.
Instead, I looked at him and with a straight face told him my leprechaun suit was at the dry cleaners
Last edited by tom8517; 03-17-2018 at 06:37 PM.
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