Something really tickled me today. We live in an age when we are a told we can no longer have ice lollies in the summer, it's a bad thing. That little black babies in Africa are at increasing risk of starvation, dehydration, and abduction by international rings of rich, well meaning, but completely idiotic and misguided, white Western celebrities. That an umbrella will no longer provide protection against the infamous British weather. And that you are like a hurricane, there's calm in your eye.
All because us naughty humans fart too much, or something, leading to dwindling numbers of cuddly white bears at the South Pole.
Yet! An operation is under way in Antartica to rescue 52 people from a ship that is stuck in ice! A ship so fucking stuck that even Uncle Sam, who lets be honest, is even more super-heroic than Superman himself, couldn't unstick it!
*headdeskmuch?* This is why I only use an iPhone!
Should I use "cunts" or "wankers"? You decide.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.