Before I raped little miss Rotter the first time I drank quite a few pints of wifebeater. To counteract the possible negative effects, I took Viagra. Basicly it turned me in to a drunken, violent rapist with a hard cock.
I don't recall any complaints apart from a lot of crying and chewing of skirting boards.
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Originally Posted by Sasha Girl
Is that why men drink before asking a girl out? I always thought it was lack of confidence.
*Side note: I tend to turn down anyone who looks like they've drunk too much. Most of the time it seriously impairs performance.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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