Haha, maybe I misread it but I figured you were just being condescending (I tend to use that and snarky interchangeably) by responding to my post with the word 'alas'.
Well perhaps the video I posted in the rape section (correctly this time, I hope) will cheer you up, I tracked it down to make up for my previous post.
http://www.rapeboard.com/showthread.php?p=460638#post460638