^^^ LOL - so true! Put some realism into it! And half-way decent acting!
The following was one of the funniest routines I've heard about porn films:
Robin Williams: The acting in porn movies is always so bad. There's always that one girl who's like
[pantomimes]
Robin Williams: It's not Miss America! Stay with the dick! What are you doing?
[laughter]
Robin Williams: And why do they always have to have such bad actors, who are always like "I'm going to fuck you... so hard..." Even my right hand is going "I don't believe you."
[laughter]
Robin Williams: But there are scripts! There are scripts for porn movies! Somebody's writing this stuff, going
[pantomimes typing on a typewriter]
Robin Williams: "I'm going to fuck you so hard..."
[pause; pantomimes writer thinking]
Robin Williams: "... you little whore."
[pantomimes pulling sheet out of typewriter]
Robin Williams: "Okay, that's it for today."
[laughter]
Robin Williams: And then they're on a porn movie set, going "I'm going to fuck you... LINE!"
[laughter]
Robin Williams: "Fuck you hard, you little whore." Thank you! I just need a moment!