[Jezebel]

I would rather be a hero. If I was a hero I could make many people's lives better, but if I just got the things I wanted then...yeah...I think we get the picture....but this one's rather hard, because if I got the things I wanted I would want to make people's lives better so.....yeah...I'm just going to stick with hero anyway....

I'm rather woopy right now...woopy's not even a word...ok I came two or three times in one hour so I'm slightly high off of sex so this one's probably going to be entertaining

You walk into a brothel and you're so pumped up to fuck you're ready to burst....you see the only two prostitutes available are the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Jesus Christ..and that means there are three prostitues and not two, but I just kind of added Jesus Christ in there as an after thought, so work with me...anyway, you're going to have to fuck one of them, so which one would you go for and why?