Strewth, cor blimey and fuck a duck.
The great HRH has returned.
Rumour had it that your ornery old carcass had been re-cycled into an Abrams tank and was currently on active service in Afghanistan. (An Abrams tank is the next best thing the Yanks have to a Scottish soldier!)
Welcome back you old fart and thank you for your kind words.
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