"You're a Rebel traitor in a state in rebellion against the Union ma'am," I tell the haughty Southern Belle on the veranda, taking off my hat and wiping my brow in this humid Carolina heat. "You don't have a say in whether we use your house as our headquarters and if you don't coperate I will place you under arrest Miss...?" I make the last part a question as I continue to run my eyes over this haughty beauty admiringly. "May I have the pleasure of your name miss before I have the pleasure of occupying your home?" I ask after she stands there staring hatefully without replying for a moment.
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I'm a pervert and proud of it!
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