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The Duke of Edinburgh is getting flack for his latest gaff. Whilst attending church today he spotted a man in the crowd with a beard and asked "are you a terrorist?". This apparently got a laugh from the man in question.

I'm still waiting to find out what my bearded nephew thinks.

Meanwhile, it is well documented that Islamist terrorists tend to have beards, except when they are prepubescent recruits. Or when they are breaking Sharia law and dressing as women to evade capture.

I did google images of IRA terrorists, and whilst none of the immediate results had men with beards, there was a photo of notorious pedophile Jimmy Savile. So there is a link between Mohammed and child rapists from Yorkshire?

So there you go folks, there is a common theme. If you want to spot a terrorist, they may not have a beard, but he probably will have a 10 year old girlfriend!