Zombie apocalypse? I already have a zombie emergency readiness binder, a baseball bat, and I'll go "Shane" in a heartbeat. I'm also stocked up on badass-hot-broad apocalypse-wear (push up bras, tiny white wife beaters, too-short cutoffs, and hiking boots).
I'm good.
... The bit about the binder is actually kind of true. However there is a moderately amusing story behind it. But only moderately so I won't bore anyone with it. I just wanted to note that I'm not just a random weirdo with a zombie emergency preparedness binder.
Though I am a bit of a weirdo.
I was going somewhere with this... Oh yeah, maybe you should get your own space suit?