Noel Edmunds crept closer to the beautiful young woman. Her heaving bosom was quite a treat. The skimpy lingerie did nothing to hide her ample assets. In a last ditch effort to keep from being molested, Tiffany kicked out at him as he leaped on top of the helpless beauty.
"Please...no...no...don't touch me! Please let me go! I promise...I'll laugh at your terrible jokes...I'll watch reruns of Multicoloured Swapshop...and...and...I don't think you were just upset because you couldn't get on to Tiswas--you really are a great actor!"
Would he fall for it? Would he believe her? Was he really all that funny or great? Never trust a man with tiny hands...
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