My last time? hmm, well I was sitting in a public washroom, I was taking a shit, a very loose one at that, and I opened my porn folder on my phone, and well, what happens when your cock suddenly comes flying up erected? You spray the bathroom door with piss and think, may screw it, I wiped my asscrack, then stood up and choked my chicken to some porn, then left and totally forgot to wash my hands xD
That was last night, but the VERY last time, it was about 20 minutes ago as I was posting some videos on this site lmfao... Just teased myself so I had to jerk it.