My older sister was babysitting me one time our parents were away for a weekend. Sis was 17 and I was 11. With the free house, she brought some friends over and obviously I wasn't cool enough to party with them. Sis came over to me, handed me a couple cans of beer, 3 cigarettes and a woman's detective magazine (the ones with kidnap and sex stories) whispered in my ear:
"Take these and fuck off into your wanking pit, and don't come back out before morning or I'll embarrass the fuck out of you."
I don't think anyone else heard what she said, but did my face burn as I scurried to my room with my bribe.
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