- "I have [STD]."
- "I'm pregnant."
- "No, Daddy, please don't touch me any more!" or some variation where she repeatedly refers to me as her father.
- Acting like she's really, suspiciously, into it.
"I'm having my period", however, isn't a deterent for me. To paraphrase Ron White (IIRC), just because the roller coaster is down, doesn't mean they close the whole amusement park.
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