I was out in the garden for the morning progress check. I heard a bird rustle that was kind of loud. So I stood up and turned toward the house, and there was a giant bird standing on my chimney. They're like 4 feet tall. It just looked at me for a while. I looked to my neighbors' yards to see if anyone was out so I could possibly share the moment. Nada. Then he just flew away.
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