That is quite good. Old, but good. A modern day re-write perhaps, in my day a shovel was the weapon of choice.
Anyway, comrade It, it's our May bank holiday, granted to us by our beloved leaders to placate us on our traditional May Day uprising. I'm a working class, uneducated peasant, type of bloke, so I'm pleased to extend weekends greetings and wishes back. We'll resume hostilities on Tuesday shall we? Or as we say in England C U Next Tuesday.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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