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There was once a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.


One day when the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in thier perfect car, they saw an elf hitchhiking by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were, they picked him up.


Well, as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into a fatal accident. Two people died and one lived.


Who died and who lived?


The perfect man did of course, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real.