Here's something for you, sir. Not as hot as it may seem, but hot nonetheless...
I'm sure you've seen this. I have something much hotter...
http://www.filesonic.com/file/18062091/1.WMV
http://www.filesonic.com/file/18062145/2.WMV
http://www.filesonic.com/file/18062147/3.WMV