A Frenchman, an Italian and an Australian were arguing in the bar one evening as to who were the greatest lovers.
Naturally, the Frenchman said that his countrymen were the best lovers. "When I make love to my girl, I use my tongue to such effect between her legs that she rises one foot off the bed"
The Italian, not to be outdone said " I stroke my girl so sensuously and lick her ears, making her moan and groan so much that she rises two feet off the bed."
The Aussie finished his beer and said, " When I finish rootin' the wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains. That makes her hit the roof."
