Blame Russia?
The perceived wisdom for the last couple of decades (ever since the South Park movie) has been that when ever some thing went wrong, it was all Canadas fault. Sure, we've tried to fob it off on other international nobodies, such as the French, Muslims, global warming, and Martians, but it has always come back to Canada. Until the last couple of weeks. Fuck those Snow Mexicans, seems like there is a new scapegoat in town, and his name is Ivan.
To date, Ivan has rigged both the United Kingdoms referendum on membership of the European Union, and the United States presidential election. Not to mention that my van won't start, and I've been working with Latvians this week.
So what went wrong for you this week, that you most definitely can pin on Vlad the diminutive Impaler? (And by that I'm not implying that Emmy got fucked by President Putin, though I'm sure she wouldn't object if she did.)
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THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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