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Old 04-28-2013, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default The shit porn thread.

Right, so. I'm looking at one of those streaming porn sites. I spot a film called "girl rides male doll" or something like that. I don't usually go in for porn with men in it, or at least not where they're taking a sexual part in it. Male doll though, that might be interesting. Yes, I've seen girl on blow up doll porn before, some good, some not so.

So I click on it. So first of all, it's not a male doll, it's female, and its got a strap-on cock. Ok so it's a lezdom doll. *shrugs* So the doll is groping the girls tits, and she's whimpering and doing all that squeaky stuff that Japanese girls do in porn. Bit boring though, so I skip a few minutes. Next thing you know, the dolls got a knife!

Skip a few more minutes, the doll has got the girl pinned to the floor with the knife at her throat and is fucking her. So not only is it not a male doll, but the girl isn't riding it either.

I didn't stick around to see if the doll slit the girls throat at the end.

So, what shit porn have you watched lately?
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