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Originally Posted by Dollface
So I was trying to open a bottle of wine today, and that stupid cork must have been in really tightly because somehow when I pulled the cork out I managed to PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE!
Now I have a huge black eye. Dammit...
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Oops...easy solution, drink spirits.
Anyway, if want a way to distract you from your pain, well around your eye anyway, you only have to ask...
