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Old 11-27-2015, 03:00 PM   #4
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What's there to be jealous of? Scotland is a shit hole. It rains more than nearly any where else on Earth, and the annual average wind speed on the West Coast is the highest on Earth.

Scotland is so piss poor, we had to grant its greatest nobles land in Ireland for fucks sake, in order to inspire loyalty from them! It's known for mass production of mediocre whiskey, and Tennants Super. It's notable figures include Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, and Logi Baird. I mean television whilst scientifically a brilliant invention, hasn't exactly enlightened the world!

Every thing is up hill, and shut by 5.30pm, apart from the pubs, but the coppers are so pissed in Scotland that they keep flying helicopters in to pubs. If that isn't going on, it's bin men falling asleep at the wheel and killing Christmas shoppers with their dustcarts.

The only thing Scotland has going for it is, if you really get lucky, you may see the Northern Lights there. Why bother though? You could go to Finland where they have motorsport, or Iceland where they have volcanoes. Any thing for a little entertainment!

Scotland did produce The Devils in Skirts though, probably the greatest comedy moment in history!
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