I miss sex!
 

I haven't had sex since I came to Japan...it's making me miserable. Amazingly beautiful girls everywhere and I'm all alone! I don't know if people flirt differently here or what, but nobody ever seems to be into me at all. And the language barrier is such a problem, although I'm speaking pretty well these days, there's still such a hill to surmount. I can't even seem to fantasize raping a girl I can't communicate fully with, so a real relationship seems completely impossible...sigh...

This post is so pathetic. THE FLAMES COMETH.

You are not Japanese?

Just go up to a Japanese lovely, say "HENTAI" and see what happens.

And when you ask her to wear sneakers, she won't understand that either :skull-big

I am surprised Japanese girls are not over a foreign bloke, just show them how impressive your package is compared to the men there and you will be set.:skull-big

One hates to be stereotypical...but its a well known fact...the order of size goes this way east to west...Starts smallest in the east (say Japan)...then Asia....then Europe...then UK (well known that UK men bigger than continentals)...then North America...then back to Africa...


Trust me, im a scientist...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Packages, Canaries, etc
 

Just curious Louise, is Australia pre Japan or post Africa?
Cheers
tj in Oz

Can't agree with North America ... :D

Well, I might have guessed I'd get some nonsense about small Asian penises in response to this. I guess there's a reason for all that dick-enlarging-pills spam.

No, ego, I'm just a guest here in Japan. Sorry if you got the wrong impression at some point!

I'm sorry women there don't want to look twice at you... their loss

In Japan women are still seen as very inequal to guys if i'm right, so you wouldn't even have to treat her that right, just print off some hentai and the like and go up to em and point at the pic's with a big smiley face and say "you do?" in japanese, i'm sure that'd work. Oh and die your hair platinum blonde, they absolutely adore blondes over there as they are incapable of having natural blonde hair, sure when they get down below they'll know it's fake but who cares :D