My balls are weird.......
 

Bet that got your attention!

But its true. For the last couple of days my balls, or rather my sack has had a weird, sweet smelling residue on it. It certainly isn't my usual smegma. I had wondered if it was just that I hadn't rinsed off after my shower as I use a lime and lemon grass shower gel which is sweet smelling. But I like to thinkI would notice if I was walking around with soapy balls.

I've asked a couple of people about this but strangley no-one wants to talk about it. I've wondered out loud with my girlfriend if it tastes sweet as well but she just assumed I was trying to get her to lick my balls.

2 questions are raised for me about this whole situation.

Firstly. Are my balls going to fall off?
and secondly. What do I have to do to get my own girlfriend to lick my balls?

Yes !

and

When they fall off she won't want to lick them. :skull-big:skull-big

Unfortunately sweet smelling balls is an indication of impending ball failure. They will fall off. I'm sorry.
In the mean time you may get satisfaction offering them to a dog as they rather like sweet things. Cats on the other hand lack the gene necessary to taste sweet things so they most likely will not appreciate your new "flavor".

Lime and Lemongrass shower gel,sounds like it would smell nice but not taste nice.
So if it is such a case where you have not rinsed off properly atleast you have nice smelling balls.

I'm sorry, but you all have missed the most obvious question.

BTN - how is that

A) you can get close enough to sniff your own balls

and

B) you have actually done so

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Hmmm*scratches chin* indeed.

Firstly tie your girlfriends wrists behind her back.

Then cover your balls in one or more of the following:

1. Expensive chocolate.
2. Diamond jewelry.
3. Platinum credit cards.
4. Your car keys.

Well thanks for the input everyone, I think.

Here's a site that might help out.

http://isitnormal.com/

Or you can play around with google, but because the word "ball" can be used in many places you might not get anywhere.

thanks for all of the "help" everyone. I think its just a shower gel thing. Although I could be developing a great new mutant power that makes my balls tasty and irrisistible :)

Could be all the citrus in my diet though.........

BTN, I've been talking to some friends of mine that work at a well know pharmaceutical and toiletries manufacturers/retailers laboratory. They say your balls sound interesting and they'd like to run a few tests on them.

Hey, the dude's fucked. That's it. My sympathies.

Just a sitrep on the balls. My smegma is returning to its usual musk. Thanks for all the support during this difficult time :)

:skull-eek Why?! Why are you smelling your smegma on a daily basis?!!

Because he's weird, not his bollocks.

Don't any of you fucker deney scratching your balls and smelling your fingers afterwards! :)

Never occurred to me to try it.

Doing it right now. FUCK! I forgot I'm in K-Mart, here comes the Security man. :skull-big

No use rolling up one sock and trying one of your dodgy handshakes, the security guard will just think you're trying to get a feel of his bollocks....

This is the reason. :skull-big:skull-big