Fav Movie Quotes Game
 

"That'll be the day!" John Wayne from The Searchers

Dee Loc: [answers phone] Hello?

Slim: Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr. Wash

Dee Loc: Well, how much ya want?

Slim: Uh, hold on a sec,
[turns to face]

Slim: How much we want?

Face: Tell him we want 50 cent fool

Slim: Oh, ok
[talks to Dee Loc on phone]

Slim: we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec
[turns to face]

Slim: so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters!

Face: we want 50 thousand dollars fool!

Slim: Oh, ok
[talks to Dee Loc on phone]

Slim: we want 50 thousand dollars fool!

Dee Loc: [Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends] These guys are just plain stupid!

Slim: ...And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's

Face: 100's fool!

Slim: oh, 100's fool!


- The Wash

Elizabeth: I am the daughter of an English Governer. Half the Royal navy will be looking for me and that fire is sending a coloum of smoke half a mile into the sky.

Capt Jack: Yes. But why has the Rum gone?

Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

- American Pie 2

Flying through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy. Without prescise calculations from the navi-computer you could fly right into a star, bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick wouldn't it?

Jay: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

-Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back!

"We're doomed!" C3PO in Star Wars.

For 5 thousand centuries the Fallafel family has ruled the desert with just one thing

SPEED!

A no-prize will be awarded for guessing the film :D

Noah: I am nothing special, just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived. I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.

- The Notebook

Clark: Mr White? Could you arrage for half my pay to be sent to this address on a weekly basis?

Lois: Let me guess. Its for you little white haired mother right?

Clark: Shes silver haired actually

Jack MacReady: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb?

Slither

"It's so sticky, I just hate it when it gets sticky" female lead from the movie My Chauffeur.

Grandpa: Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.

Little Miss Sunshine

They've got the U.S Marines, Nuclear submarines, the Air Force And they've got John Wayne. We've got THIS! (holds up lame looking ray gun)

-Spaced Invaders


Special thanks to a passing lawman for the info ;)

Zohan: It is... you. Dalia, I don't know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone else. *You* are the special one. I will only be "Steve" for you.

Dalia: Uh, who is Steve?

Zohan: Stiff, with an F.


You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Mr. Jackson: Now Marcus, I hear a girl down at the office got you pussy-whipped.
[Smacks on fingers]

Mr. Jackson: You got to reverse it. Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

- Boomerang

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or ONLY 5? You know? In all this excitement I kinda lost count myself. So you got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?"

"And they're armed"
 

Soap: "Armed? What do you mean, 'Armed'? 'Armed' with what?"
Ed: "Er, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster....You do think they'll be armed with? Guns, You Tit!"

- Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels :D

Hell with it...I'll add more...
 

Hans: "Oh, yes, what was it you said to me before...'Yippie-ki-yay, Motherfucker'".
- Die Hard

Jules: "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
-Pulp Fiction

Joker: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
(kinda obvious)

Stanley: "Your Fucking-up my chi."
-Swordfish

Brill: "I need food. I'm getting cranky."
Robert: "'Getting'?"
-Enemy of the State

Evy: "How did you know?"
Rick: "I didn't, but that's always the story."
-Mummy 2

Godley: "You do not fuck with Special Branch. They fuck with you."
-From Hell

Jack: "And rule the universe from beyond the grave."
Lo-Pan: "Indeed!"
Jack: "...Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?"
-Big Trouble in Little China

Web: "What?! Look, Sempai...Where you from? Scotland Yard?"
John: "Scotland Backyard."
-Rising Sun

Nick: "You want to be Chinese, you gotta eat the nasty stuff."
-The Corruptor