Ban challenge II!
 

Ok, so we can't have my original idea, and quite right too.

So:

Somebody describes a fictional website, then we describe how we would go about getting banned from it. We'll assume it has similar rules to here regarding conduct, references to under age sex, spam, etc etc etc. How do you get yourself banned? You don't necessarily have to be an out and out troll from the very start, try and apply a bit of humour. Could even try pretending to be the moderator on the site and playing it out like that.

First site: It's the website of a ladies knitting circle in rural Oxfordshire.

Start a threat asking about abortion...easy :)

Heres another easy one

Slimming/weight loss support forum :)

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I'd post recipes for chocolate cake, and make references to facefucking bulemics.

its true. Bulemia def reduces gag reflex :)

That's a pity.

Right, back to the knitting circle.

I go on with a fake profile called MableovertheTable and start a thread called "I want to knit my husband a willy warmer but am too shy to ask him to model for it".

What happens next?

So I guessed at the size and made one for his brother, Here it is…

That looks far too small. My Burt is hung like a donkey.

Fake an article in the Daily Mail about how as part of the governments austerity measures there is going to be a special 50% tax on wool, then sit back...might not get me banned, but could be kind of fun to watch

It would soon degenerate in to complaints about how much foreign wool we're importing. Come to think of it, McBatfink is the most likely candidate for a ban there.