Blowing His/Herself Up Motherfuckers....
 

So, driving down the motorway after work. Just gone midday. Some cunt weaving all over the fucking road. As I pass him, it's some BHUM, copy of the Koran or some bollocks in his hand, praying as he goes for all I know.

Problem: I know its afternoon prayer time, but Mecca is a south-easterly direction. You were driving in a south-westerly direction you stupid BHUM. You were praying to the sun, not the moon, cunt.

Problem: "Believers" on a journey are excused prayer, and should make it up later. It's in that stupid book you have in your hand you cunt.

Go and die an agonising death on your own time, and get off my fucking road, BHUM.

Meanwhile, notorious BHUM apologist, George Galloway, MP for Bradistan, has been smacked in the gob and carted off to hospital with a broken jaw. Hilarious.

What the fuck is a BHUM? Google isn't shedding any light on that word.

check the title of the thread again. or maybe it's big hairy ugly moms, which is scary all by itself.

Oh yeah, now I get it. Thanks Tom.

Bird avatar obviously has a bird brain to match.

That's a distinct possibility. Also possible is that my fucking glasses need changing.