Crazy little things that annoy you about the opposite sex?
 

Girl: So which dress is better? The red one, or the blue?

Boy: Oh, I don't know. They are both fine to me...

Girl: No, but which one do you think I should wear tonight?

Boy: Well, they both look OK.

Girl: Yes, but I can't wear both, so which one do you like?

Boy: Errr... the blue one?

Girl: ( Hurt...) What's wrong with the red one?:skull-big

"Do i look fat in this? be honest..."

If you don't want the truth.. dont ask someone to be honest ;)

I have faced this test and I am happy to say that I actually passed...

Guys that have dirt under their fingernails.

Wash your hands, seriously. Or please stay under the shower for more than 5 minutes.

Ew.

What's worse: guys who have dirt under their fingernails, or guys who don't... because they bite them?!:D

The answer to that one is obvious: "Honey... you are fat! What do you think the dress can possibly do to disguise that when not even the mirror can?":D

Nah. The answer is always: "Nooooooo! You look devine tonight, hon! Serious!"

She: "Oh, you are just saying that...

He: "No, no. I swear! You don't look fat at all! Yep. Yep....":D

Actually what i have found is that telling her "no of course you don't look fat in that dress" is a terrible way to go. first.. its a lie and that can come back to bite you. Second.. if you are out and someone else tells her that she is fat.. you suddenly get to take some of the blame.. and yoru the one bringing her home. you KNOW you are gonna hear about it.

Tact is your friend in this situation. the proper response is different for every woman i woudl assume but for mine I usually go with the...

"you know hun, that dress just isn't very flattering on you..." it shifts the blame to the dress and not her, its still a response and its true.. Well.. it works for me :D

ill tell you what i hate - FUCKING NAGGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my gf can nag for fucking england lol !!!

like - *when ya gonna paint the kitchen" "what colour ya gonna do it in", "are ya gonna do it soon?", "today or tommorrow?", "my dad would have already had it done!", "why aren't ya doin it?", "you said you was gonna do it", "you dont care about my feelings, "you take me for granted", "fuck you im gonna ask my brother to do it", "why dont you care", "I am REALLY gonna call my brother you know", "what did i see in you?", "you would really let my borther come over and do work that YOU are supposed to do?", "YOU BASTARD",

I have actually worked out that my gf nags me to a certain rhythm lol it goes

ye ne ne ne ne
ye ne ne ne ne
yeee ne yene ne yene
yene yene ye ne ye ne ye :skull-thr :skull-thr

always hate the secondhand driving "you're going to fast , you'll get us killed" or "you're driving to slow we'll never get there on time" then the endless directions they give , like i don't know my way to the store , never mind been there a million times !!!

god, so many things annoy me.

the way that dudes don't realise if they just did the shit we asked they wouldn't get nagged at.
do the fucking dishes, clean the fucking house, etc when i ask so it doesn't devolve into some annoying nag session. i'm not about to do >50% of the work, sorry.

also... fat assholes who complain that women 'let themselves go' when they get married. please.

guys who are pussywhipped.

chauvinist attitudes in general. ;)

don't get me wrong though. women annoy almost as much (i don't hang around them a lot)... i'm equal opportunity in my dislikes.

I hate men who are drama queens.
When they spend more time getting ready than I do.
When they can recognize the brand of jeans by the pocket design.
Men who are overly submissive.
And of course men who are so arrogant, they can't believe anything they think is wrong and come up with retarded examples to prove that they are right.

I know... idiots like that totally ruin it for a guy like me... who really is always right :D

Umm, so you hate BOTH extremes?

Women who fucking claim sexism as soon as you prove them wrong.

With me, any and all nagging is met with nanananananana....

Beyond that, where to start?

Don't fucking tell me how to drive. I've been driving for 16 years and have lived in the same city all of my life. I KNOW where I am and how to get where I'm going and so, just shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride.

While you're enjoying the ride, don't fuck with my radio. The same goes for the heat and air.

Don't wander around the house in January wearing fucking shorts and a t-shirt and then tell me it's cold.

On the same note, don't expect me to pay to heat the house up so it's like Bermuda, just so you can wander around in shorts.

I guess the one thing that annoys me the most is, the whole toilet seat thing. I've had this argument with countless women, including some or were just friends.

You need the seat down. We need it up. What's the difference between me having to put the seat up and you having to put it down? Why should it always be left the way you want it?

um. yeah. is that a bad thing? there is some middle ground between doing everything your woman wants even when it's unreasonable and hating women and thinking they deserve everything bad that comes to them.

:rolleyes: what a bizarre question.

So far it looks as if every man hates women's nagging. But only women hate submissive males!!! No guy worth his salt will ever say: I hate it that she is soooo submissive!!!;)

You are talking to me? You are talking to ME? I'm the only one here...:D

I think there is an Arab saying that goes: "Women want toasted ice..."


Or something like that...:D

Well, you know... "sexism" is their only weapon left once you've used the battery of logical thinking to show them wrong.

The "sexism" and "you hate women," you are a mysoginist" hissy fits are just emotional appeals when everything else has failed.

What can a poor girl do?:o

Being extreme in the name of moderation is no vice.:D