WELL :eek::p :p How about I lay down & you sexy ass ladies take your turns with me !!!! Do what you want with me - my cock is standing straight up !! :skull-lov :skull-tea :skull-tea

I have admit it about deleting my posts. :skull-thu
http://www.rapeboard.com/showpost.ph...9&postcount=59
http://www.rapeboard.com/showpost.ph...&postcount=111

That is one goddamn thing I wanna work on for myself this new year is trying not to delete my shit.

:D

Doggy, good for you. And good for you that you took this with humor and grace.

SIERRA

....................... here I am.........



........... rock me like a hurricane !!! :skull-big :skull-thu :skull-thu :skull-thu :skull-thu

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Doggy, there are times when I absolutely do not understand you. :skull-big :skull-big :skull-big

ok

No Problem

I have a problem with trying to hook my Xbox 360 to Xbox live.It's telling me to check to see if i have other things hooked into my IP and other stuff i don't understand.....It's driving me nuts...i want new songs to play for my Guitar Hero World tour damn it...

I've got a problem with "someone" *cough-the Dark One* complaining about there sweet Xbox 360 when all I have is a PS2!
Just kidding Dark! that will be a purchase in the near future so I don't have to be jealous for long...:D

No dude that was funny...I don't mean to complain.
For the last year i have been playing my Nintendo (the 20 year old 16 bit)
so when i play the 360 i feel like im in the future.

OK I GOT A BIG FUCKING PROBLEM WITH PUNK ASS BARTENDERS WHO THINK THEIR COPS(and can do watever they want cause their daddy owns the bar).

This punk could have said hey guys its 2AM we are closing up so finish your game and head out ITS THAT SIMPLE instead he comes over takes our brand new drinks we just got (1 min before) then the pool game i just paid a dollar to play and starts knocking in all the balls and goes "get out". i couldnt belive it AHHHHHHH :mad: :mad:

I've got a problem with Steve Jobs, Apple, the American education system, and all you fucking retarded, mongrel, bastardising rapists of the English language who can't fucking spell, are too fucking lazy to put an ENGLISH spell-checker on my iPhone, and are too fucking arrogant and patronising to suppose I could manage without it and give me the ability to turn the cunting thing off. I'm fucking sick of having to correct your countries collective spelling mistakes you fucking morons, let me make my own mistakes you bunch of imperialist wankers and go and start a war somewhere where you're both needed and welcome. ;)

Cuban cigar anyone?!? :D

Wow? dont you ever sleep? pass one of those cigars over would you? love a real cigar almost better than sex.:)

Awww well us Yanks will leave ya alone as soon as you guys pronounce Schedule properly....not "shedule" okay dokey?!;) :p

Bollocks to that! I'm not going to get you in trouble with these cigars. They're MY cigars, I voted for them. ;)

You lot have land in Cuba coming vacant, you could always put it to good use and grow your own baccy!

An Open Letter
 

Dear Mr. Fucking Rotter,

Speaking as one of those uneducated, mongrel, bastardized etc. citizens of America, I feel it only fair to point out to you that 4 out of 5 linguists agree that we here on this side of the pond actually have retained a more pure version of the "Queen's English" since the founding of the colonies than you folks over there on the original island. Furthermore since it was my distant ancestors that had to come over to your island on a regular basis simply to give you folks something complain about, it may become necessary for me to once again spur my current relatives to take to their long ships and revisit your home to deliver upon you a sound thrashing.

This will allow for you all to revisit upon your children the wisdom of "God save us from the fury of the Norsemen". This level of carnage will have to suffice for the time being as we here in America have no troops standing idly by with nothing to do. We firmly believe that idle hands are indeed the devils tools and so seek to keep our troops occupied around the world in visiting with native peoples in many different lands {and of course killing them}. We have no need for colonies in any event as we find puppet states to be much more convenient to have around {and far more entertaining to watch collapse after we leave them with a banner reading "Mission Accomplished"}.

As for spell checker? Sorry never use it myself as it may serve to give a false impression of education. The last thing we need right now is for anyone in the world to think that there may be a few people here in America capable of rational thinking or cognitive discourse with anyone. Why the next thing you know such a person may find themselves being investigated as an enemy of the state!

Cheers all from "someone who wrote this using the nick" the Stainless Steel Rat :skull-bee

:D

I suspect the solution would be for Americans to call their language either Old English or American, and let our far superior English evolve in it's own way. I take your enemy of the state point though, we have a similar problem here. It's called political correctness.

If anyone does see Steve Jobs tell him I'm baying for blood. I'd prefer to look stupid on my own terms ok? And whilst you're at it, tell him the words "white" "black" and "brown" are only capitalised when they refer to Barry, Jack and Gordon, and furthermore "black" is only plural when I trying to choose paint or buy organic chocolate.

Stupid fucking Jobs.

WHat a douchebag!!!

I have a problem with people that want something but don't want to put the effort in to get it and would rather have, and try to get, someone else to do it for them.... And Pikies.

I say schedule:)

I do agree that we here in the UK are butchering out own language, I am guilty of this crime myself.

Like most peoples coming to ancient Britain, with the exception of the Romans and Normans, the majority of Danish visitors were settlers not raiders. They made a huge contribution to our cultural, agricultural, lingual and religious make up, many of our names and place names are Danish, and there are huge pockets of population in the Northeast that has Danish genetic roots. So before you go getting too proud of your Viking raiding roots Mr Rat, those Vikings were mostly daisy chain weaving farmers!

The Normans WERE Vikings, they had just settled on the northern coast of France. Yes actually much of Europe owns at least a part of their culture to the Vikings as they spread their influence all the way into what is today eastern Russia and as far west as North America, establishing cities and trade routes. The initial forays were always about plunder hence the danegeld, but the succeeding voyages often did bring more traditional folk as the Vikings began to set up permanent settlements in the lands they visited. It's actually rather ironic that all my ancestors fought constantly over that little isle called England, both as invaders and as the native peoples. :)

Cheers all from the Stainless Steel Rat :skull-bee

*nods*

The one thing they never taught about the Normans at school was where they came from before they laid claim to the English crown. Only learnt that some years later.

This may turn into a full raged rant, so i apologise in advanced.

ggggrrrrr:mad:

My uncle died yesterday after three years of suffering from Cancer of the Larynx.

The past month he could no longer speak through his stoma as the cancer had taken over and he had a feeding tube inserted into his stomach. The man defied all the times being told he wouldn't make it. He was supposed to have died in December but he pulled through then the first week of January the doctors said he wouldnt make it to Sunday, so they stopped feeding him or giving him any water and just heavily sedated him to take the pain away. His tongue was pushed out of his mouth as the cancer was growing rapidly and the doctors said that he would either die of suffocation or the cancer would push into his brain and he would bleed to death. He pulled through that Sunday and Monday night he was watching Eastenders so they began to feed him again.

The past week, he did begin to detiorate and on Friday they stopped feeding him as his bowels had collapsed and yesterday he gave his final breath in his sleep.

I have a BIG problem, i hate fucking cancer. :skull-evi