I'm drunk....
 

And the barbecue is lit. Dare you try a jerk turkey leg?

(This post has been grammatically adjusted in order to make some Sweat Sock bastard happy.)

FYI. Its March! :p

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I know it's March little girl. Here, "try" a sausage.

I still don't understand it. What is a "jerk turkey leg"?

Over here we have "snags" and prawns on the barbie. :skull-roc

A leg, formerly property of a turkey, that's been covered in sticky sauce and smoked in a jerk pan.

Oh good grief! It's a Jamaican version of a barbecue.

So, you jerk off in a pan then use the sticky sauce to coat a turkey leg?

Hello Snarksy old mate. I thought you'd died and gone to heaven. Glad to know I have an ally against the forces of anarchism as personified by that English throwback FR. :skull-bee:skull-bee

When I started this thread I hoped for a discussion about barbecue food, not puerile innuendo from a pair of wankers!

I think you forgot what forum you were on.

I would imagine in his drunkeness FR put this in the Rowdy Room instead of Idle Talk! Did you really expect a serious discussion about barbecue in the Rowdy Room you drunken Britt?:D

Yes. If they want to discuss wanking I already started a thread for them! :)

So you people on the other side of the pond, jerk off in a pan with a turkey and call it BBQ.

Isnt it easier to just use charcoal?

Whats the fucking problem here... I mean, dont wanking and BBQ's go hand in hand? I wank in my hand, then hand you some BBQ... simple.

Not dead yet and yes! We shall fight anarchy whenever and wherever it raises it's animal body part semen coating foul jerk pan grilling drunken head!

Now that was a mouthful only perfectlyformed could handle.

Waits with bated breath for FR's inevitably witty riposte. That's if he can tear himself away from the ever delectable Perfectlyformed. :skull-big

He can't do witty. But I'm certain his reposte will include the word "fuck" and maybe "off"

And thank you for calling me delectable :)

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You are more than delectable my dear PF. If you ever want to visit the US I'll pay your way for a small surcharge of being able to have my way with you of course.

While I'm interested in FR's response as well I have to say it's really not fair to judge his culinary tastes, especially here. If he likes his meat coated in man-sauce and wants to share that well, good for him. Personally I do not have a taste for such a recipe. I do like grilling and the barbecue; chicken marinated in lime juice or coated in sriracha is great. But ejaculating into a pan and then coating dinner with it is just not my cup of tea. I really wonder if Jamaicans do this. If FR ever invited me to a bar-be-que I would have to decline I'm afraid.

Well you need never worry sunshine because I won't be inviting you. By the way, I wouldn't trust an invitation from McBatfink to a haggis supper. He'd probably just shit in a condom and bake it for an hour....