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TodeTunnini 05-13-2010 12:54 AM

Self Defense Training
 
Good afternoon I'm Rick I want to offer my
cool service

Have a look at this web site:

BTN 05-13-2010 01:29 AM

Advertising a self defense class on a site for people who where half the people like being attacked and the other half are the attackers?

Not thought about this have you? ;)

somedude 05-13-2010 02:03 AM

Maybe it was target marketing gone wrong!:D

snarkopo 05-13-2010 11:38 PM

Gives me an idea! Self-defenseless classes starting soon. Sign up today!

Wiz 05-14-2010 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo (Post 472223)
Gives me an idea! Self-defenseless classes starting soon. Sign up today!

Victims only? ;)

menace 06-14-2010 02:51 AM

Hey, self defense is a worthwhile skill for a rapist. If you know what she's gonna throw at you, you can counter it. Imagine her horror when she realizes all her training was useless! :D

pervipete 06-14-2010 07:43 AM

Or, you could teach her all the wrong moves and then on the way home, she won't know how to defend herself...

TheOneSolo 10-22-2010 03:53 AM

Maybe he was thinking along the lines that we wanted to learn how to throw someone down, and put them in various leg and arm locks and how to properly choke(no oxygen to the lungs) and strangle(no blood to the brain) potential victums

Crotch_Ripper 10-22-2010 03:13 PM

Is there a reason your replying to threads that are 4 and 5 months old?

TheOneSolo 10-22-2010 04:13 PM

Yes there is.

Rowdy Forum Response:

1. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea how old the thread was.

2. I read the rules carefully, and I do not remember the rule stating that I can not "reply to a thread."

3. It was open.

4. It was on the first page.

5. I haven't even been a member for 24 hours, and I've been reading everything under the sun and some I do reply to. Even read Phantoms thread when you were made Moderator. Congratulations.

6. I was bored.

7. Cause I felt like it.

8. Cause I can.

9. My time machine in is the shop, so I couldn't go back in time and join and reply then.

Any other questions?

Normal Response:

On a more serious note, I really didn't know, and if I broke some RB or forum etiquette my sincere apologies. I'm used to faster forums, and after one night here I see that is it about 80% lurkers and the members are mostly private messaging each other behind the scene's or just looking for new downloads themselves.

I don't want no problems. I'm not going to go to the last page and start bumping threads from years ago. I only post on stuff on the first page, and usually the first half only. I'm just passing time from now till then.

P.S. Once again, happy birthday.

TheOneSolo 10-22-2010 11:28 PM

<Scratches his head> Something witty, that's not going to happen.


After five I ran out smart ass comments.

snarkopo 10-23-2010 07:47 AM

TheOneSolo

I don't know if anyone has said hi or welcome to you yet so let me. Welcome and hi.

It's nice to see an enthusiastic new member. Yes this part of the board has gotten quiet lately. It used to be almost like a chat room here some nights. Posts every minute practically.
Hopefully things will resume again.

TheOneSolo 10-23-2010 08:34 AM

Hey whats up snarkopo. Thanks for welcoming me to the board.

Guess it's like the stock market, it has its ups and downs. Seems to be a bear market right now. Someone needs to forcefully insert the bull back into this be-atch.

Just for the record, you are not the only one with a brontosaurus. Mine is right in front of my house <looks out his front window> WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE STOLE MY BRONTOSAURUS!!!

snarkopo 10-23-2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOneSolo (Post 574324)
Hey whats up snarkopo. Thanks for welcoming me to the board.

Guess it's like the stock market, it has its ups and downs. Seems to be a bear market right now. Someone needs to forcefully insert the bull back into this be-atch.

Just for the record, you are not the only one with a brontosaurus. Mine is right in front of my house <looks out his front window> WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE STOLE MY BRONTOSAURUS!!!

Ya gotta keep a close eye on them. They're too friendly and will follow just about anyone who offers them a couple of palm trees.

TheOneSolo 10-23-2010 10:19 PM

Next time I'll be more careful. I saw a guy lurking around my house last night with some palm trees.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mat2001uk (Post 574880)
I have to say, and 'God' knows I don't want to piss Mr CR off, but if I were a Mod on a once-lively board that had suddenly gone downhill posting-terms I would welcome All newcomers.

I mean it's not like a picture-post place; I saw a couple of interesting homemade BDSM flicks in one of the other forums the other week - both posted 2008 but still available. I didn't 'bump' them as I was scared of some form of admonishment (at least). So I salute TheOneSolo's 'bumping'.

On the real, I didn't look at the date. It was on the first page and I posted on it. The only thread that I bumped was a thread in the Game Room, about being bored. Besides that, I'll keep it in the present. If I really feel I have to reply to an old thread, I'll private message the person.

Mat, I do feel your fear. I like this forum, and I walk on egg shells, and I'm not hear to cause any trouble. I would do more downloading, but I filled up three hard drives, so until I get some more, I'm going to do what I do best, and that is post post post post. I don't care if I got to make a flame thread and flame myself.

justmetoo 10-24-2010 11:12 AM

OK. So, back to the subject line...

Self defense training. As a rapist do you want your victim to toss their best kick at you? What if they hit you in the balls and you double over in pain? Time for a payback?

As a victim - how hard to you really try to escape? When do you give up as you know your black belt skills aren't going to stop your imminent violation? How are you going to feel as you know that all those self defense courses isn't going to save you now.

TheOneSolo 10-24-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mat2001uk (Post 575288)
I've done the whole discussion with your self online before - quite amusing the first time, gets a bit old after that though!

Yeah I decided to not do that.

I don't want the community to think I more crazy then I already might seem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by justmetoo (Post 575309)
OK. So, back to the subject line...

Self defense training. As a rapist do you want your victim to toss their best kick at you? What if they hit you in the balls and you double over in pain? Time for a payback?

As a victim - how hard to you really try to escape? When do you give up as you know your black belt skills aren't going to stop your imminent violation? How are you going to feel as you know that all those self defense courses isn't going to save you now.

Personally yes I would prefer if my victim knew some martial arts, or at least boxing. It would give them the false sense of security and make them think they have a chance when in actuality, they don't.

Another thing, if she does some sort of self-defense training, then she will most likely be in good shape. That means everything is firm and tight, plus she will put up a good struggle making it all more exciting for us, well at least for me, I wont speak for anyone else.

snarkopo 10-24-2010 11:36 PM

Just stay away from Tatiata Kozhevnikova. Her vagina kung fu will destroy you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IxF...e=channel_page

Lil-Mac 10-25-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTN (Post 471564)
Advertising a self defense class on a site for people who where half the people like being attacked and the other half are the attackers?

Not thought about this have you? ;)

Could be self-defense for rapists. Lessons like "How to take down a mace carrying slut" or maybe "Ten easy steps to tying a Ho with her own undies". Kinda like a Rapist 101 course. :skull-bee


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