Politically Incorrect Dictionary
 

Yes there is one, I could hardly believe my fucking eyes when I found a "Politically Incorrect Dictionary" on the web. I know we can't post links here but you can find it easy enough by Googling "Politically Incorrect Dictionary."
For now, lets have a look at what the PCD is and some of the entries:

"The words listed here are words that are no longer usable, or whose meanings have been altered to make them difficult to use. These were all words which could be freely used at some point in US history, but which modern culture is attempting to stamp out."

No entries under "A," but for "B" we have:

Broken Home - Replaced by Dysfunctional family.

Bum - Replaced by Homeless Person. Calling a person a "Bum" implies that the person is a moocher that is too lazy to get a job. Referring to him as a "Homeless Person" removes this stigma, and implies that he would be a perfectly normal citizen if only the government would give him a house.

IMHO: A bum is a bum, whether homeless or housed.

"C."

Crazy - Replaced by the term Mental Illness. And, since it is an illness, it may be treated in the same manner as other diseases - with drugs. Of course, this idea is nothing new ... people have been using drugs to treat depression for centuries.

Criminal - Replaced by behaviorally challenged. This is one change that makes sense. A lot of the people in prisons today are not really "criminals" in the classic sense. Thanks to the "War on Drugs", there are a lot of people in jail because they failed to "behave" properly.

IMHO: Behaviorally challenged my fucking hairy fat ass. That's like describing someone who got caught stealing at work as "had an accident, caught his fingers in the till."

"E"

Eastern (As when used when discussing Asian Culture) - Too Eurocentric. Instead, use Africa as your frame of reference. When discussing European culture you should now use the phase "Northern", and when discussing Asia use the phrase "North-Eastern". Now isn't that better?

IMHO: Fuck off you slit eyed fucker.

"F"

Failure - Replaced by Deferred Success.
IMHO: Fucking losers.

Fairy - Homophobic. Replaced by Petite airborne humanoid which possesses magical powers. The term fairy should be avoided when discussing these mythical beings, regardless of how gay they may appear.
IMHO: Fuck off you petite airborne fucker.

Fat - Replaced by Enlarged physical condition caused by a completely natural genetically-induced hormone imbalance. Of course, this is very difficult to say in one breath-- so people will find it easier to not say it at all. The term "fat" is simply too short and to direct. It all too clearly points out that the reason that an obese person's skin appears so swollen is because it is being buttressed by large amounts of... well... Fat.
IMHO: Fat fuckers. Didn't mama tell you the hole you shovel food into is a lot bigger than the one it comes out of at the other end?

Foreign Food - Replaced by Ethnic Cuisine. The word foreign is generally used when one wishes to refer to something that alien to ones own country -- something that is not normally found within the jurisdiction of your own particular political unit. But with the increasing power of multinational organizations (such as the U.N. and large corporations), nothing can be said to be truly 'foreign' anymore. In a world where you can find a McDonald's in Moscow, a Disneyland in Japan, or a single currency throughout Europe, the word 'Foreign' is losing its meaning.
The word 'ethnic' provides a more accurate way to refer to these cultural traits which are continually growing fainter as we move away from the world of the past, in which different areas of the world were actually unique.
IMHO: I'll leave this one alone, I do like ethnic cuisine.

Founding Fathers - Too Sexist. Instead, use the term The Founders. We wouldn't want to exclude all those great female leaders of 18th century America would we?
IMHO: Sour grapes unimaginative fuckers. "Founding Parents" or "Founding Guardians" would have solved that issue.

"G"

Garbage Man - Replaced by Sanitation Engineer – A Garbage Man picks up garbage. A Sanitation Engineer engineers it.
IMHO: They are still smelly bastards, regardless of title.

Ghetto - Replaced by Economically disadvantaged area. This term is used by politicians who believe money from the Government would solve their problems.
IMHO: Yeah money solves all problems, for a few weeks at least.

Girlfriend/Wife - Replaced by Unpaid sex worker.
IMHO: Unpaid my ass, the cunts are still to expensive to keep even if we don't pay them. Feed em, buy a house big enough to keep them in at a good distance during the day. By them a car so they can shop and waste more of our fucking money on rubbish we don't need. Whoever first said that a house is the most expensive thing a man will ever buy, wasn't married. It's the wife costs most of the money while we have them, and costs even more when we get rid of them for something younger.

Oh BTW, the orange IMHO comments are mine. I couldn't let a good rant opportunity go to waste.

"H"

Handicapped - Replaced by Physically Challenged, or even worse, handicapable.
IMHO: What about "Cappers?" I can't believe he forgot "Cappers," even under "C" he didn't put it. Stupid cunt, and he forgot "cunt" too. Should've done his homework a bit better if you ask me.

Home-ec (Home Economics) - Replaced by Family and Consumer Sciences, and I'm really not sure why. These classes have been taught in school since the early 1900's after Ellen Swallow Richards, an old-time feminist and the first woman to graduate from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, formed the American Home Economics Association in 1909. But I suppose that the reason for the change has something to do with the fact that Home-Ec is generally considered a 'girly' class, and is therefore sexist.
IMHO: They did that so women feel like scientists instead of kitchen slaves, the ungrateful cunts.

Housewife - Replaced by Domestic Engineer. This is to remove the necessity of marriage from the task of raising children.
IMHO: Yep, another one to make women feel more important than the baby-making kitchen/bedroom slaves they in fact are. Cunts.

"I"

Illegal Aliens – Replaced by Undocumented Immigrants. The phrase ‘Illegal Aliens’ implies that these people are a bunch of law-breaking creatures from outer space, while ‘Undocumented Immigrants’ suggests that they are good old-fashioned immigrants that simply have not gone through the hassle of being ‘documented’ yet.
IMHO: "The phrase ‘Illegal Aliens’ implies that these people are a bunch of law-breaking creatures from outer space." No, they are just law-breaking scum from other towns, states or countries.

"J"

Janitor - Replaced by Custodial Artist. No matter what you call it, this is a person who is paid to clean up shit.
IMHO: Yep they will always be mop jockeys in my mind.

Jungle - Replaced by Rainforest. A Rainforest is a happy place where Disney characters dance and sing ... a jungle is a scary place with lions, tigers, malaria and natives that want to cut off your head and boil it for dinner... who in their right mind would want to save that!?!
IMHO: Can't really argue with that.

"L"

Lumberjack - Replaced by Murderer.
IMHO: Log lover, tree jockey.

"M"

Man’s Job and Woman’s Work - Replaced by Traditional Gender Role. These are basic practices that are followed in one form or another by most of the life forms on this planet, and have been part of human culture for thousands of years… and as with most other ‘traditions’, a lot of people believe that it is time for a change.
IMHO: Bollocks, some things are sacred and should be left alone.

Midget - Replaced by Vertically Challenged.
IMHO: Cranky crotch sniffing fuckers.

"N"

Natural Disaster - replaced by Unnatural Event caused by man's destruction of the environment. Every hurricane, mudslide, and flood sould be blamed on Global Warming, even though these events have been occurring for millions of years. (I'm still waiting for somebody to blame the last Ice Age on the campfires of cavemen).
IMHO: I always knew it was the cavemen to blame, bastards.

Nigger - Originally, A negro Slave. Has evolved to mean "A Trashy or devious Negro", but the word has still lost acceptance.
IMHO: The blacks stole that word on us too. Couldn't be content with thieving our car stereos and mugging our kids.

"P"

Psycho - Replaced by Pathologically High-Spirited.
IMHO: Pathological Psycho Pricks.

"S"

Secretary - Replaced by Administrative Assistant – The word Secretary comes from Latin and means ‘Confidential Officer’ – And for some unknown reason this is a bad thing.
IMHO: Eh, okay.

Sex Change - Replaced by gender re-assignment.
IMHO: Strapadicktome procedure. Or Cunteroctomy procedure for the other gender.

Swamp - Replaced by Wetland. Swamps are full alligators, bugs, and disease. If anybody went around saying that we need to "save the swamps", people would think they were out of their friggin' mind!
IMHO: Another timelessly perfect word gone.

"T"

Trailer Park - Replace by Mobile Home Community.
IMHO: That was just an excuse to jack up the rent with a glossy name. I mean there is fuck all mobile about those homes. Most of them trundle into a trailer park, park it and leave it there until it fucking rots.

"U"

Ugly - Replaced by Visually Challenging.
IMHO: Should have left the classic description alone. An ugly cunt will always be an ugly cunt, can't dress it up better than it is.

"W"

White Trash - Losers of European descent. Term still in acceptance, although its counterpart term to describe trash of the negro race is being eliminated.
IMHO: Why am I not surprised?

That's the whole list. I'm a bit pissed that he didn't include "Merry Christmas" being replaced with "Happy Holidays" by the PC brigade. Fuckers.

I think you have a future here lad. If you are actually a 13 year old female with a wild side, I must apologize in earnest for my stupidity. If not, you seem to be just enough on target to be in alliance with those of us that are way off the politically correct median.

Throw in an outrageous conspiracy on the moon landing, the death of Hitler or the Kennedy assassination and you will be in like Flynn!


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