Heh. My real sister would drive you to drink and/or violence. She is an uptight, provincial woman currently living in Texas who is given to self-inflicted martyrdom and silent disapproval.

My witchy sister here to the left is a different story. With a body like that and my smartass personality, she might well be a challenge for you. :skull-big

I'm already in drink and violence Sierra, I don't need driving anywhere! Your sister seems like a darling. :)

Actually come to think of it, there is one thing about her that would endear her to you forever. She reduces Phantom to speechless, fist-clenching, spluttering fury in a matter of seconds. It's a gift.

Fucking hell! Is she fit?

She is, in fact. She is the pretty one.

You'd have to deal with my brother in law, which I would enjoy quite a lot. He is a waste of space and the thought of him encountering you gets me all excited.

;)

Considering how stunning you are, I find that hard to believe. I mean, I'll take your word for it, but I still have my doubts.

Yes. That's what I was thinking when I picked my current avatar.

No not even close ROFL

I'm glad you cleared that up Crotch Ripper, I've often wondered. Plus the "girl" in the photo does seem to have a bulge in her shorts which on my iPhone screen could be anything! ;)

Yes I must get meself an avatar.

It just seemed apt.........

I have a thing for blindfolds...also have a thing for giving oral sex...girl in my avatar is wearing a blindfold and looks like she's about to ummm, well, make that guy very happy, so it seemed appropriate :) and no, I look nothing like her, picture daria at 34 with black hair, that's a little closer to what I look like :)

I love 'noir' look. Her look reminds me of the glamour girls of the 1940's and 1950's. She also has a bit of the 'femme' look about her. I like that.

I was looking for something to match my screenname. Something that will lead to it, rather than something where it was already in progress.

I just mooch around the net and find something that suits my mood.

I don't think I have ever had one that resembles me, I suppose the nearest one was the benny hill one from my early days, or during the winter a Hagar the Horrible one from a the same era

And Sierra, I am going to echo others sentiments, if your sister is the better looking one, she must truly be stunning, cause you sure are

Well, it kinda says what I'm here about. Me being attacked.

Just figured a happy, smiling face wouldn't hurt. Lots of attention from that one.