While you work out those complicated plans, I casually stroll into first

Now you´re in the shade as I´m in the sun

skips past beardy wearing a sponge bob suit

Sponge Bob! I love him. It´s my nephews and nieces favorite!

Such little willpower
 

I made a run for it, but he caught me and slammed me down hard on the couch. Do I fight or acquiesce?

Maybe winning but it won't take my soul and leave me breathless.

chains her to the couch and runs off

Puts whels on the couch and does Karen while rolling past the others into the lead!

Leading again as the boys rape the girls

Throws Beardy over the back of the couch to save for later and continues rolling into the lead!

runs ahead of Knotty while he is distracted with his prey

Pinches your left cheek (I'll let you decide which), then sneaks around to the right, back into the lead.

spurts into the lead while shade is in a pinching mood

giddity giddity giddity goo

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh well
back in 1st

actually you're in back of first, as in second.

I doubt that leash extends far enough to get past me, sorry ;)

Edit: Ohhhhh and just catching Knotty, go me go me!

attaches leash to holly and takes her to my room for the victory party

RT, I'll still finish way ahead of you no matter what you do *evil grin*

ooooh no you wont :D im always ahead of everyone its what i do best :p

Just like a man to think he can finish before a woman ;) Poor little guy