Miserable old cunt.
 

Yes, it's our favourite Sweaty Socks bath day again and he's no spring chicken at 73. I wonder if he washes his socks at the same time as having his annual bath, or just throws them away and buys a new pair?

Being Scottish, probably the former.

Happy birthday, you old git.

Happy Bathday to you! I'll send you lots of soap :)

I doubt if the miserable old tosser will even bother to turn up and thank us.