Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
 

Tell a random lie.

*TheOneSolo calls himself that because he thinks Han Solo stole his name.
*PerviPete and I were married, but once I got my British citizenship, I ran!
*I was born with a tail.

I like girls with half a shoulder!

That's me in my avatar. Honest. :D

I'm a woman

I'm a 6'9" 450lbs pro wrestler who is prone to bouts of 'roid rage

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I am actually a 12 year old

I wear a chastity belt.

Everyone on this board is another of my multiple personalities. None of you really exist.

I voted for Bush. :D

I'm a tea party republician

Everything everyone other than myself says in this thread is the absolute truth.

i'm big dick Jane, you know my name, now everything won't be th same.

i got titties 2, how about you ?

I have never had fantasies about inappropriate people, like a cousin or close friend.

I took a dump in Chany's undisclosed location.

Han Solo shoot second.

She was like that when I found her. I haven't a clue where her panties went.

LinLinzie gave me a lap dance that I will Never forget

I've got the body hair of a wookie. :D

you have nothing to fear from me.

Im a real Hooters waitress.