I'm a hardcore rapist

I have never flaunted my breasts during a meeting with a client in order to distract them.

I have never stared at a woman's breasts during a meeting

I have never had sexual intercourse with someone at work.

I never inhaled marijuana.

I have never seen the inside of the mens locker room in my gym

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I have never entered a public women's restroom.

I've never had a high-class tart booked for me as my birthday present from a girl I put my cock in. :)

I wouldn't consider sex with a guy simply because he had taken the wrong steriods and he had an errection that wouldn't go away.....

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One Rotter wasn't a-raping on Christmas morning. ;)

I have never looked a woman in the eye that had nice big breasts. I wouldn't even remember what their mugs looked like either after a few minutes.

I've never had any sexual thoughts, rape or otherwise, about my aunt.

I have never made a girl lean out of a hotel window one floor above a busy London street, whilst I "raped" her arse. As the song goes "oh the craic was good in Cricklewood".

I have never promised a girl that I wouldn't cum inside her.

I've never promised to call her the next day

I have never... EEEEEEEEEEEVER... used a wrestler's catchphrase in a conversation. Again.

I've never, ever promised that I had not already slept with her sister

I have never put a dildo in my ass