memorable presidential quotes
 

Franklin Roosevelt " we have nothing to fear but fear itself"

Harry Truman " the buck stops here"

John F Kennedy " ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Ronald Reagan " Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."

Donald Trump " grab em by the pussy."

Hillary Clinton There a basket of deplorables.

Lyndon Johnson I will have those niggers voting democratic for the next 200 years.

"I know what you're thinking, punk." Clint Eastwood.

"I'll be back." Arnold Schwarzenneggar.

Obama

"I'm not fucking Kenyan!"

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"We are surrendering the largest standing army in Europe in order that our citizens can eat smelly cheese in perpetuity." Charles De Gaulle.

"Hey, Gringo! You want a fucking wall, we want fucking $25 an hour, mutha-fuck!" Enrique Peña Nieto

"It's no joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to stand up there and put your head in that noose." Clint Eastwood.

“Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. ” John F. Kennedy.

"Nobody has more respect for women than I do." Donald Trump.

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.” Donald Trump.

“My IQ is one of the highest, and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.” Donald Trump.

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” Donald Trump.

President elect Trumps thanksgiving speech, when he got to Hillary:

"I pardon this turkey."

Failed (twice) presidential candidate Hillary Clintons thanksgiving speech when she got to Barack Obama:

"Thank fuck I'm not working for Uncle Tom any more."

"They're spending how much redecorating the fucking embassy? Aarrghh, ah, ah, ah...." *flatlines* Fidel Castro.

He can fuck who he likes, but he's fucking Indonesian! ;)

Cilla: So let's find out who's behind the screen. Date number one, what's your name, and where do you come from?

Date number one: Hi, Cilla! My name is Barry, and I come from Indonesia!

Richard Nixon: "A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits."

"This is for Syria" *click* The Donald.

"Yay! The Donalds delivering more hope and change!" The Barry.

"I think I just creamed my knickers!" The Hillary.

"I will strike again." Donald Trump on Syria air strike.