What made you happy today?
Simple question eh?
Me? I'm happy because after three weeks the landlady has finally sorted the shower out. Not keen on baths in the morning before I go to work. :) |
I bet you use bubbles and candles.
Homo. I got my Callahan Auto Parts shirt today. Did I mention it's proper Kelly green? Because it is. |
In the shower? Don't be daft woman.
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I like keeping people's expectations low. Keeps my life simple.
I also got to be really mean to someone today. This made me happy. |
It is hot here today. I'm happy that my air conditioning works. It always makes me a little nervous the first time I turn it on for the season.
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Know what? Having to resort to meanness in my every day life, just makes me vaguely annoyed or frustrated. Mostly at the stupidity or incompetence of people.
Of course if we're talking making her kneel naked in a nettle patch and skull-fucking her type mean, that's another story altogether. :) Quote:
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I threatened a man with hormone fueled AVALANCHE of lady crazy so immense his own body would start producing estrogen to the point of him never getting "it" up for the rest of his unfortunate excuse for a life.
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Blimey!
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Good wine and these...
Slipknot wait and bleed Linkin park one step closer Metallica until it sleeps Aaand Silverchair freak. Music and wine and song :p |
Finding out what I'm doing at work for the next few weeks. :)
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Knowing I don't have to go back to work until Tuesday:)
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Just noticing that this is thread number six hundred and sixty-six in the Rowdy Room!
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That it's a long weekend coming up and it looks like it'll be sunny for a change!.
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You might think that having to arrive at work an hour early just to get somewhere to park my van would be really annoying? Not really, I enjoy the peace and quiet on the streets of the countries third largest city. Oh, the quiet roads too. Driving is still enjoyable when all the idiots are still in bed.
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Sunny and warm. Barbecue time.
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I woke up this morning and am still alive.........I'm on a roll.
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Eating a very large portion of Eton Mess.
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Does that mean you will be going with pantyhose this weekend? This cant be good.
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Ok I'll bite being a Yankee, what is Eton Mess??
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It means pantyhose is all I'll be wearing this weekend;) |
A bacon, egg and cheese biscuit for breakfast :D
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^^^Looking at your ass in the avatar picture.
Are you sure you Germans would not like to rejoin the Axis of Evil? :D |
logging in & reading the messages sent to me, made me happy.
THANKS TO ALL WHO SENT ME MESSAGES :skull-bee |
The Germans are the axis of evil. The new Euro Reich. They will give you a run for your money It.
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That really conjures up some evil thoughts
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Mr. FuckingRotter,
It seems in your haste to bash on folks, you've missed the purpose of this thread. You failed to tell us, "What made you happy today?" For me, GermanChick's ass made me happy, so that inclines me to be gracious. A good joke, well told, can make anyone happy, so I'd like to offer you one: One day, Kim Jong Un and his friend, FuckingRotter, are out hunting. All of a sudden, FuckingRotter grabs his chest, groans "Kim Jong Un, help me...", and falls over, unmoving. Kim Jong Un, being a man of the people, rushes to his side, pulling out his cell phone to call 911. "My friend, he grabbed his chest, groaned, and fell over," Kim Jong Un tells the dispatcher, "I think he is dead! What can I do to help?" The dispatchers calm voice fills Kim Jong Un's ear, "Sir, I need you to be calm if you want to help, we must act quickly. You said you think your friend is dead, the first thing I need you to do is to make sure of that, ok?" "Well...ok, if you say so..." says Kim Jong Un, as he rotates the safety lever to ARM... Happy Friday, Comrade FR. |
That is quite good. Old, but good. A modern day re-write perhaps, in my day a shovel was the weapon of choice.
Anyway, comrade It, it's our May bank holiday, granted to us by our beloved leaders to placate us on our traditional May Day uprising. I'm a working class, uneducated peasant, type of bloke, so I'm pleased to extend weekends greetings and wishes back. We'll resume hostilities on Tuesday shall we? Or as we say in England C U Next Tuesday. :) |
Thats easy paying you a visit after hours at work............wearing something like this perhaps.
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This made me happy today. I confess I'm a couple weeks behind, but I'm justifying it as being due to the insane weather we've had lately.
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Lucky you ND! Hoping to be right behind you in a day or so!
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Nuthin. I'm pretty down in the dumps today.
But there's still hope I guess.. yeah right. |
Seeing Batffink on here for a bit.
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..... I have no idea where that orange sharpie came from.
And did someone suggest knocking me up? *nudge-wink* |
^ Definitly would knock you up, cause I don't wanna knock you out. :p
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Evaporated milk.
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The discovery that the chav look is like catnip to men.... Minted :)
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:) Always brings a smile to my face that one!
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