In Tesco today. One of the items I bought had a security tag on, which the pretty till girl was struggling to remove. Boobs jiggling, face going red with effort and a bit of heavy breathing, I watched. She struggled, jiggled, reddened, breathed some more. I watched some more, mostly the jiggling. Eventually, still watching mostly the jiggling I offered " 'ere, let me have a bash at those for you, girl". She went bright red, coyly folding her arms across her chest!

I wish I knew. It's always a problem with random pics

Ok, so what is the significance of "her"?

Nice one.

I would have film it myself

That's just fucking weird.

Snale, that's just plain creepy...

The appartment above mine had workers....I mean interior designer or whatever you call them, they were piercing holes in the floor and they made all kind of disturbing noises. It's over now :) *happy*

seen a good movie

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31 euro on poker star :)

Getting to work not long ago and the ballerina was sat in the dressing room in tears (thought of Mr Rotter)

She looks up and asks "how do you make it all look so easy? How come I try so hard and you still take home more money than me?"

Won't lie.... Felt good :)

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You need to give her a taste for being a slut, little girl. It's the missing ingredient!

Bollocks to 70! They'll have to carry me off in a box to stop me working.

The waiter in the bar, when she gave me change, she's touched my hand !!

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The Dragon Stone is in my Iphone !

I recommend everyone to buy Somedude books and have a great time with his Erotic Fantasy creations !

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What is the bollocks above all about?

Anyway. Happy. Confirmation that people, generally, are total twats. Complete cunts. Obdurate arse wipes.

Getting rid of van. Bloke comes to see it today. He didn't want to test drive it first. Hands over money. Fill out registration document. Then he tried to leave without the keys! So I give him the keys. He can't start the fucking van so have to start it for him! Then he can't get it in gear! Then he can't turn the fucking steering wheel.

Stupid cunt obviously learnt to drive in a Nissan Micra or something.

Anyway, apart from the entertainment value, I'm happy for the stupid cunt because he didn't kill himself in my van on his way home. Whether he actually manages to get home without forgetting to breathe is not my problem.

Oh, as he walked away, he turned around and offered me his watch for the van. Lucky to be alive!

Finding some old RD friends :)

Naked apart from a wrapping of tinsel and christmas lights and having sex with a gentleman dressed as Santa

HoHoHo

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Ho! ;)

The bruises, marks, injuries and general battering :)

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Somebody tripped and fell whilst out for a jog! ;)