Texas?
 

Is it just Texans, or do you also live in a dusty, backwards shithole?

NYS isn't like that (where I live), but I hear New Mexico and especially Arizona are also dusty, backwards shitholes. I've never been to either though, so can't confirm ;-)

Texas has a widely varied geography. Coastal plain, wooded hill country, grasslands, some arid areas, but only a small portion.

New Mexico and Arizona, probably a little drier than Texas, but they are both major retirement destinations, so must have something going for them. A potential drawback, if the Donald gets his wall built, it's going to be much harder to find an affordable gardener.

That wall is never going to be built. Especially now that he's released his new tax plan. The country won't be able to afford a wall, and soon a military with these proposals. He's going to bankrupt the country just like his gold courses. You may lose your gardener still though, but only because he'll be sneaking into a wealthy country with jobs instead of ours lol.

I read some where that El Chapo is going to pay for the wall.

Or Pink Floyd.

Only if it's brick

Georgia is about as far down near the dusty shithole as it gets. After that, you are right in it. ;)