Kneel, bitch!
 

So the American Egg-Chuck League has come up with an idea to try and stop players from kneeling during the playing of the national anthem. Teams can stay away from the pitch during the anthem, but if they do come on and any player kneels, the team will receive a 15 yard penalty.

OK.

What if players from both teams kneel?

Penalties all round I guess. :)

So the Santiago Conquistadors go back 15 yards towards their goal posts, the Batshitcrazy Bogotans 15 yards towards theirs, and the umpire stands on the centre spot with a large leather egg in one hand, and his cock in the other whilst everyone stares at him?

Fuck that! Tom will probably recommend a good old Irish cure for kneecaps....

That particular procedure would prevent them from kneeling on the field, or anywhere else.

Where the fuck have you been any way? There’s fucking spam every where!

Same game I play with the board owner, I tighten up the spam controls. He undoes them...............

Oh well, at least in the unlikely event that I would want to buy a cheap NFL jersey, I know where to come!